Rob, while you're in the kitchen, could you bring me the general anaesthetic and the apple corer please?

We don't have an apple corer, we had to throw the last one out.

Ummmm, do we have a garlic crusher?

Think so, one moment.

(dramatic pause)

No, we don't have one of them.

Damn.

We've got a knife.

We've got a fruitbat.